In the form of a rap: Here
Raw unfiltered| code is the best
Don’t waste your resource| on docs or on test
Users deserve| pure code unalloyed
DevOps will leave| these folks overjoyed
The user is tops| the user is king
Custom crafted code, man| that’s the thing
Straight from the artisan| coder to you
No time to waste| on design or review
Change Review Boards| are for losers and fools
Spend on developers| not testers or tools
If the build’s nearly clean| then drop to the Web
Users will know your heart| rules your head
Farm-to-table code yeah man| that’s the deal
Organic, all natural,| unfiltered, and real.